Warning: Strong Language, but it's Cardi B so that should be implied.
I wasn't really scared about the Coronavirus until today seeing my girl Cardi B shook. Sure I'm concerned because getting toilet paper and hand sanitizer is harder to get than winning the lotto. Plus, I have relatives who are old and sick so that wouldn't be ideal if one of them was to catch it. As for myself I'm not worried I've used 2 sick days in 10 years and both were because of a different coronavirus. I was hungover for those struggling to keep up. I eat food off the ground and let anyone who is sick sneeze on me. I lick bathroom door handles and eat my own boogers.That's how I built an incredible dare I say perfect immune system. However, with Cardi worried I may need to reconsider my level of corona concern.