If you've ever fallen hard for a special someone, you know that love can be
as dangerous a drug as heroin or vodka tampons. One minute you're completely
sane, the next you're jumping on Oprah's couch like a coked-up toddler who just
found out about Pop Rocks. But no matter how much you love your significant
other, you've probably never crossed the line from crazy romantic to crazy
insane.
We can't say the same thing about these guys.
#7. Russian Man Stages His Elaborate Death for a Marriage
Proposal
Imagine
you're meeting your boyfriend at a diner or vodka bar. Instead of finding your
lover staring adoringly at you over candlelight, there's a first rate trauma
scene unfolding in the parking lot: ambulances, wrecked cars ... and your
boyfriend lifeless and bloody on the ground. The paramedic gives you the worst
news of all -- the love of your life is dead. Your dreams are as torn as the
very visible flesh on his tender neck.
that's happening. And as you do, your goddamned boyfriend pops up, skips over to
the ambulance and emerges with a balloon in his hand. A FREAKING BALLOON. This
whole scene was Freddy Kruegerski's idea of a marriage proposal. And since
you're obviously suffering from PTSD, you say yes.
Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_19680_the-7-most-insane-things-done-in-name-love.html#ixzz2BstEVbR1
