I always thought proposing to a woman on the Jumbotron at a sporting event was the worst kind of proposal. But no. This is a worse idea.
Earlier this week, 22-year-old Thomas Edwards Junior of Maitland, Florida wanted to propose to his girlfriend in the middle of the night. And for SOME reason, he thought it would be a good idea to GET TOTALLY NAKED for his proposal.
So, around 3:45 A.M., he went to her porch and stripped down. Unfortunately, he went to the wrong house. And the people who lived there saw him naked on their porch in the middle of the night, and called the cops.
When the cops got there, Thomas got MAD at them . . . and ended up SPITTING on one of them. So the cops Tased him and arrested him.
He's been charged with indecent exposure, battery on an officer, and burglary. He's still in jail, so, as far as we know, he hasn't been able to propose.