The KNEE LIFT!  I remember Demi Moore did this procedure years back (this pic is from last December...do her knees look good to you? Haha what a weird question).

“Regardless of how young your face looks, the knee is a tell-tale sign of true age,” said Dr Michael Diaz, a board certified plastic surgeon based out of Melbourne, Florida. “The wrinkles on your knees act as tree rings on the trunk of a tree.”

Really?  Do THAT many people stare at knees to determine age?

Would you be down for this procedure? -_-

(Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for CHANEL)

BACON  

Ummm, no.  But it exists for you bacon pervies lol.

I really wish the elephant would have just stomped on this moron.  Or kicked him in the head with one of those big elephant feet.  This is so mean.

It went down at South Africa’s Kruger National Park, when a reportedly very drunk off-duty safari guide, egged on by others, charged at an elephant, yelling at it and waving his arms.  The nitwit has been fired as a result of taunting the poor elephant.

Meanwhile... a pack of elephants are sitting in a circle, plotting their revenge.  Or at least that's what's going on in my head ;p

Apparently this is THE color combo for the summer...

Orange and purple

According to celeb makeup artists, pairing those together (think, makeup/nails/clothes) is hawt hawt hawt.

Purple nails, orange sandals.  Purple eyes, tangarine lips. Purple nails, orange toes.  You get the picture.

Does orange nails/purple DRINK count?  Yummmmmmm.

After the Mother's Day brunch/gorge that happened yesterday...I love this article I saw in "Cosmo": Ways to motivate your inner Jillian Michaels.  Check these tips, via Cosmopolitan.com - 

Become BFFs With Your Bikini

Here's a way to help target your problem areas and practice your confidence at the same time: "Start wearing your bikini around the house," suggests Nicole Winhoffer, Madonna's personal trainer and the creative director of Hard Candy Fitness. "I walk around in my bikini while I'm doing chores, downloading music, and coming up with new workouts. This allows you to begin to feel comfortable with less clothing on, prepping you for summer, and also to be truthful with improvements you need to make."

Write Like Crazy About Your Goals

"Don't just think about your goals; Write them down," advises nutritionist and Bestowed.com founder Heather Bauer. "They mean a lot more if they are concrete and erasable. Better yet, keep them with you." Bauer suggests writing them down on your phone or keeping them in a piece of paper in your wallet: Wherever they'll be a constant reminder to keep you on track.

Get (Selectively) Spend-Happy

Instead of dishing out dough on going out to eat, spend it on new workout clothes or get some friends together for an outdoor workout class. Your bikini bod will thank you.

Veg Out

When temperatures start to rise, farmer's markets and fresh produce are everywhere—and their wares are super good for slimming down. One cool trick: "Add lemons and limes to your water. They act as natural diuretics for the body," Winhoffer says.

Reward Yourself

"Just not with food," warns Bauer. "When you reach your goal, first make another one. Then, celebrate." Get that massage you've wanted or that mani-pedi you desperately need. Just remember, your reward should be something that keeps you motivated.

Aaaaaaaaand my goal this week, eat hella healthy!  Like this :)

Na na na na!  Na na na na!