NOT THE MOVIE! LIKE THE ACTUAL DAMN SHIP!
Clive Palmer insists that it is! He and Blue Star Line Shipping Company have ANNOUNCED THEIR BLUEPRINTS FOR AN EXACT REPLICA OF THE HAUNTED SHIP
TOO SOON does not begin to define this. NEVER should be what that is.
It will be "the safest cruise liner in the world"
No word yet on how many life boats will be available.
Tips for passage:
1)LEAVE YOUR IMPORTANT CRAP AT HOME
2) BRING FLOATIES
3) IF YOU SEE LEO DICAPRIO, RUN! RUN FOR ALL THAT YOU ARE!
.... or maybe follow him and Rose for a while... see how that goes the second time around.
Un... freakin... believeable.
